The Humping Dog Pen Holder is one of those gifts that are better to give than to receive. The poor little dog, who obviously hasn’t been neutered, will shake and wail when a pen is placed in that very private place. You would probably wail too if something was jammed into you where it didn’t belong.
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Just because you want to play a little fetch doesn’t mean you have to keep a drooling, shedding pet around. When Baxter the Dog detects the ball using infrared his head moves up and down and he can get the ball with his magnetic nose. You have control of him using the bone shaped remote, which is probably more control than you would ever have over your golden retriever.
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Want to extract germs and bits of God knows what from a waterfall of slimy puppy ooze? Well, apparently someone does, otherwise this “shocking sick puppy” game wouldn’t exist. The goal is to extract more bits than your opponent without letting the metal part of your tweezers touch the slime, or else you’ll get buzzed and lose a turn. Plus, once the game ends you can enhance the atmosphere of your home by displaying your new plastic buddy who drools and has a permanent dribble of snot peering out one nostril. Thanks, Japan!
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Nothing says “screw the poor” more than dropping $18,000 on a dog sculpted entirely from crayons. But if you’ve got the money to burn, this puppy promises years of inanimate companionship, dust collection and waxy scents.
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Carrying around a bunch of biodegradable doggie clean up bags is chore in itself, never mind the actual cleaning up of the animal. Doing the same task when the bag dispenser is a fire hydrant is not only more fun but also more fitting. Knowing how dog treat fire hydrants you may want to keep this out of your dog’s reach.
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If you want your cat to use a cat scratcher instead of your couch to sharpen its claws, you need to give it something that it wants to scratch. Let it have a few minutes with this dog shaped scratcher and your couch will be free from scratch marks from then on. You may want to warn your dog about your plans first though. It is made of recycled cardboard, so it’s eco-friendly as well.
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If you can’t accept the fact that your dog is “a dog”, and instead view him as a furry little person who eats his own puke and dumps on the floor, then you’ll need some special table accessories so your K9 companion can share the dinner table with you. How about a doggie dinner plate and wine glass designed with special features to allow easy tongue and snout access? While you’re at it, you can pick up the white collar dog bib they offer as well. Bon Appetit!
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What are Chuckle Buddies you ask? Well, Marlin the Monkey and Paul the Pooch do nothing but roll around on the floor laughing hysterically. There is also a cat in the video, but only the monkey and the dog are for sale. So, there is either a third, mysterious Chuckle Buddy out there, or a screwed-up cat is roaming the offices at Baron Bob. Images are available after the break.
Some people enjoy discovering fine wine and sharing it on special occasions. To commemorate those memorable times you can use these cork pets to act as reminders. The body of each is made of the cork from that fine vintage while the pewter shapes make them look like decorations rather than junk. They are cast in pewter and available in feline, labrador and dachshund shapes.
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Your neighbor’s dog and its incessant barking may keep you awake all night. And that is exactly how you know that this alarm clock will do a fine job of waking you up. Add in a raccoon who is screeching for his life and what you end up with is the end of any reason to claim that you overslept.
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