Dog Amigo: Man’s Best Friend Helps You Organize Your Desktop
Dogs are definitely a man’s best friend—but have you ever seen one clean up the clutter on your desktop? The Dog Amigo can. He has room for all of your pencils, pens and markers—plus he has wheels so you can take him for walks around the office when all of those useless meetings finally make […]
iPhone and Crackberry Addict Pet Bowls
In case you hadn’t noticed, today is the big iPhone 3G launch day. So, are you an iPhone lover that is enjoying the hype or a Crackberry addict that just wants it to go away? Either way, you can force your fanhood on your pets with these unique food bowls. The Crackberry version is pictured […]
Musical Grim Reaper Dog Toy is Huggable, Squeezable Doom
This plush Grim Reaper stands at 9″ tall and plays spooky music when squeezed. Careful though—nibbling on Death all the time may convert your once docile dog to the dark side.
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Poor Pig Pet Bowl: Poochie Has an Insatiable Thirst For Blood
Each and every day, this poor pig gets devoured by that savage beast you call a dog. As he feasts on the pig’s tender insides, the ribcage is slowly exposed. Gruesome.
Its also hysterical—especially if you have a weiner dog. A detailed image is available after the break.
USB Smart Dog Hub: Stick 4 Devices in His Abdomen and Decapitate For Tunage
This little dog here may be the hardest working USB hub out there. He features 4 ports for your peripherals and a head that functions as a speaker during normal use. However, when you decapitate him, his head can be ported around as an AM/FM radio. I wonder if the ASPCA is aware of this. […]
Take Your Floating Wiener Dog For a Walk
These Walking Dog Balloons put a unique new spin on the whole idea of a virtual pet thanks to their ability to hover above the ground and “walk” when their leash is pulled. Dogs filled with gas have never been so much fun.
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Doody Dangler: Your Dog Will Never Want to Take a Walk Again
Sure, nobody wants to hold a steaming bag of dog crap—but it is a hell of a lot better than having it dangling in your face. That’s exactly the kind of torture that this Doody Dangler subjects your dog to. Basically, the device is nothing more than a fancy clip that secures poop to […]
Doggie Door Knockers Will Not Increase the Value of Your Home
People love dogs—there is no doubt about it. Some love them so much that they insist on defiling their homes with all things dog related. Case in point, the Doggie Door Knocker pictured above.
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Puppy Butt Wall Hooks
If there is one thing I have learned in my years of writing about stupid products, it’s that pet lovers will buy anything. The fact that it is tacky, expensive or retarded doesn’t seem to matter. Case in point, these Puppy Butt Wall Hooks.
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