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This rubber fetch ball gives your dog a long, luxurious handlebar mustache. Of course, this also gives you the opportunity to rename the dog “Sir Reginald Higginsbottom III” and outfit him with a vest, pocket watch and monocle. Dreams really do come true. An additional image is available after the break.
Much like your parents would offer dessert as a reward for eating your vegetables, the finicky feeder dog bowl trains pets to eat their entire meal by rewarding them with a snack concealed in a chamber at the bottom of the bowl. Rewarding eating with more eating. This is why all of us are so fat.
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Dismember the St. Bernard and see if you can put his lifeless carcass back together again. Fun for the whole family.
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The Animal Sounds Babble Ball is so sensitive, even a pet breathing on it can set off a variety of animal sounds including a lion, frog, coyote, dog, pigs, horse, rooster, elephant, cow, goat, cat, and a variety of birds (20 in all). It’s a hollow victory, but it will be a real confidence builder for your wiener dog.
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The Monkey Doorbell was our first foray into dorbells that feature animal sounds as chimes, but these versions take things a step further with a more elaborate design and 16 different built-in sounds to choose from. Additional animals are pictured after the break.
Which one of these magnets doesn’t belong? If you said the kid, sorry—that is incorrect. I met his mother once…huge bitch.
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What are Chuckle Buddies you ask? Well, Marlin the Monkey and Paul the Pooch do nothing but roll around on the floor laughing hysterically. There is also a cat in the video, but only the monkey and the dog are for sale. So, there is either a third, mysterious Chuckle Buddy out there, or a screwed-up cat is roaming the offices at Baron Bob. Images are available after the break.
The Crazy Wrestler chew toy talks smack to your dog anytime he gets near it with challenges like “I’m gonna stick you in a Boston Crab!” or “You’ll never get my belt little doggy.” It may also be the reason why Mickey Rourke’s face is so jacked up.
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These hand-blown glass bombons are intended to hold everything from flowers to fish with bizarre designs that include an octopus, fish, dog and cat. The latter two are pictured after the break.
I don’t see Apple releasing any dog-compatible versions of the iPhone anytime soon, so the next best thing is to throw them an iBone. The bonus is that it stands up to chewing, drool and the occasional humping session a lot better than an actual iPhone would.
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