Every manager knows that his employees are lazy and would get nothing done without him breathing down their neck. He can save himself the effort by giving one of these Micro Managers to each employee. Every day he can change the placard displayed to provide the proper motivation. Work smart not hard.
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I can’t think of a better way to relieve some stress than to hack a few limbs off this Black Knight doll based on Monty Python’s “Holy Grail”. To give you some feedback the doll will spout off some of the famous lines from the movie, such as “Tis nothing but a scratch!”. Just annoying enough to further enrage you. All of your fellow cubemates will know just how stressed you are by how many times they hear this guy talk every day.
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It looks as though Barbie’s latest shopping excursion has gone horribly horribly wrong. In a scene right out of Hitchcock’s classic “The Birds,” she is being brutally attacked by our once docile feathered friends. And you know that this doll is a quality collector’s item because the product page claims that it has “real fake birds.”
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