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RoyalTea teabags

What’s the recipe for delicious? If you pick up these “RoyalTea” teabags it’s one member of the English royal family bathing in a teacup and slowly coloring the water within a shade of reddish brown. Add a creepy smile staring back at you through the whole process and voilĂ ! You end up with a cup of tea that will take incredible willpower to drink.

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Boob Christmas Bauble

Covering your tree with boob decorations this Christmas should help lighten the mood when family members who secretly hate each other gather together for awkward Holiday tension. If all goes well, they may be too busy laughing to argue, and you can remember fondly the year when “Nippley, The White Porcelain Tit” saved Christmas.

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