doorbell

skull-doorbell-flames

If you’re peddling cookies or Mormonism, ringing a doorbell attached to a flaming skull should be sign number one that you are about to be brutally rejected. However, if you’re the door to door Harley salesman, you just hit the jackpot.

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bronze-raven-doorbell

If people want to get your attention at home they are going to have to brave the beak of the raven to reach the doorbell. While he doesn’t look particularly menacing, that doesn’t mean that stuffing your finger into a bird’s mouth is on your list of top ten things to do before you die.

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monkey-doorbell-2

Want a doorbell for your bedroom or dorm? The monkey doorbell makes quick work of it—all you need to do is mount the buzzer on the outside and the electronic bell on the inside using a simple screw or hook. When the button is pressed, the occupant will be alerted with a chimpanzee scream. You can even swap out the monkey picture and insert one of your own. An additional image is available after the break.

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nuclear-doorbellb

The FedEx guy is at the door. This is not an alert! Anytime someone presses your nuclear doorbell, you are damn sure going to know about it (and so will your neighbors, the police and woodland creatures). Plus, it’ easy to install—no wiring required.

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Not every alien comes to earth with the idea of taking over. This guy came with no weapons at all, just a desire to serve your needs. For every press of the alien you get a landing-craft sound, the words ‘We come in peace’ or ‘Greetings earthling’ from the UFO shaped speaker. I can’t think of a better way for you to let visitors know just how cool you are. They specify the frequency used for the wireless function as 315 MHz in case you hadn’t already made up your mind to get one.

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