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Ah the Killin’ Time Clock. Inappropriate on so many levels. Not only does it feature the face of Vlad Tepes (Vlad the Impaler), the notorious 15th century Romanian ruler and one of Bram Stoker’s inspirations for Dracula, it also features tiny impaled figures on the clock hands. The second hand even includes Vlad’s date of birth and (supposed) death. I suppose it goes without saying, but his product will bring a ray of sunshine into any room.
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Next time a vampire shows up to suck your blood, be prepared with this Roman Catholic approved Vampire Hunters Kit. You’ll sleep easier knowing that you have some holy water and some unblessed Eucharist wafers nearby in case you need to take that bastard down in the middle of the night. However, you novice vampire hunters may find yourselves S.O.L. if you can’t read the Romanian killing instructions.
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As you can see from the photo, the bride of Frankenstein was actually having an affair with Dracula, and also became involved with the Count’s small but successful catering business. By cashing in on his image (making deliveries with a hearse and serving food out of a coffin), Dracula was actually able to make a very comfortable living, which bought him his snazzy estate in Transylvania.
The domestic Dracula, his mistress and his business are finally remembered with this ceramic, hand painted cracker and dip set. It includes removable Dracula and bride of Frankenstein spreaders, as well as a removable coffin drawer; all of which will serve you well during Halloween or for those wild after-hours mortuary parties.
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If you insist on playing real instruments in the age of Guitar Hero, you can get the band in the Halloween spirit with these animated Dracula guitar picks.
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