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As if the list of bacon-flavored products isn’t long enough, Torani has released bacon flavored syrup to give your beverages an artificial pork belly twist.
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Obviously Michael Phillippi and Eric Polak know their audience. Not only did they create the artwork for these Warhammer ale steins, they also released them in a very limited quantity, which make them a coveted, drool-inducing nerd magnet. You can choose between designs representing The Order of the Griffon and The Raven Host which are forged from fine-grain stoneware by the world-renowned stein artisans of Ceramarte. Drinking from them will identify you as the alpha nerd who will lead meticulously painted Dwarfs and Elves to mini-victory.
Product Page: ($100 -$300 Pre-Order For May, 2010 Release, via Kotaku)
The true mixed drink aficionado will appreciate being able to stir his favorite concoction with a mixed drink on a stick. Whether it is a fruity, girlie-man drink or a chilled shot of whiskey, there is a swizzle stick for any occasion. See the whole set of 10 swizzle sticks in action after the break.
That nasty crap that you drink to intoxicate yourself will be perfectly served up in this Polluted Glass. You can feel like an experimenting scientist when you down one radioactive drink after another while others fear even getting near it. Each box contains two glasses so you can share your drinking secrets with a deserving buddy.
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Personally, I’m over steampunk, but it is hard to deny the merits of this Wallace and Gromit-branded coffee cup. If you are lucky enough to have someone willing to make coffee for you, just turn the dials to indicate exactly how you would like your drink prepared.
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This product may not be available just yet, but I have to agree with the seller’s web site; once a pump shotgun drink dispenser is available they are going to go quickly. Just load up the bottle with the drink of your choice and pump that shotgun. Each pump will shoot out a 25 ml shot for your friends to enjoy. Nothing goes together like liquor and guns.
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It seems rubbing Buddha bellies isn’t the trick to obtaining good fortune, it’s sticking a straw in his gut and drinking what lies within. He likes it too, just look at that face.
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With every sip, this LED skull straw will flash and scream—alerting you to the danger of high calorie soft drinks.
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