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The Wicked Audio ice luge may be the longest ever, but the Star Destroyer version might be the nerdiest ever—and we all know geekness matters more than length.
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We have a full weekend to play with for New Year’s, which means partygoers might be more apt to completely abandon reason only suffer the consequences when they wake up in a dumpster the next morning with a terrible hangover and an inexplicable mohawk. That having been said, rough times are ahead should you decide to employ any of the following gadgets in your New Year’s celebration. And even if you do have fun, well … you probably won’t remember any of it.
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From That’s Nerdalicious!: Do you like your drinks shaken? Stirred? I prefer mine “ass kicked” with these drunken master ninja swizzle sticks.
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The guys at F1shcustoms make some of the nerdiest shotglasses I have ever seen. All hand-painted, the glasses feature themes from Iron Man, TMNT, Star Wars, Metal Gear, X-Men, Spider-Man and more.
You may know Taverncraft from their WoW and Warhammer-themed steins, but their latest comes from the world of The Hobbit.
The Smaug the Magnificent stein comes in two versions: the Epic Collection and the limited edition Legendary Collection, with the latter featuring 18K gold plating and hand-painted gold trim. Shipment is scheduled for September.
At some point you are going to end up hammered with your drink tumbling out of your hand—this shotglass only illustrates the inevitable.
Each tilted glass features a colorful puddle fused to the bottom, which ought to make things interesting as you try to raise the glass from the table to your mouth and back again. It should also make the conversation with your buddy interesting the next morning.
“Hey, when did I eat glass shards last night?”
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You know how it goes. You start the night off with a few Atari pints then you end up switching to Atari shots at some point—against your better judgment of course. One thing leads to another and eventually you wake up in a puddle of your own vomit wearing lederhosen with bite marks on your nipples that aren’t human. Happens every time.
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But it doesn’t know when to say “when”—that part is up to you. The gimicky LED display is programmable for messages up to 255 characters in length, and will scroll for approximately 40 hours before the battery runs out.
Convert any empty keg into the ultimate bar stool using the keg Stool kit. It comes complete with everything you need—even the keg if necessary. Although, it would be more fun if the keg they supply was actually filled with beer.
Product Page ($100 basic or $200 with empty keg via Liquor Snob)
We’ve seen plenty of cellphone and camera flasks in the past, but they were more novelty pieces than anything. Not something truly useful for the alcoholic trying to hide his shame. These versions, on the other hand, take discretion seriously.
