A Pint Glass Fit For Snakehandlers
Stand out from the other drunks with this rattlesnake pint glass. This is the kind of object that can say a lot about a person—stuff like “yeah, I ride a motorcycle, I’m frequently intoxicated and I like guns but I prefer to carry a knife because of the thrill that comes with getting my hands [...]
Deck Of Cards Flask Seems Backwards
The Deck Of Cards Flask will hide your gambling habit by making people think you have a drinking problem. I would think that playing a game of poker was a lot less destructive than the homeless wino, but I could be wrong. I guess there is always the possibility that the gambler may become a [...]
Skull Beer Funnel Is A Must For Halloween Parties
There is only one way to drink it up on Halloween in between all those kids stopping by. Doing it with a skull funnel makes it a part of the Halloween celebration instead of just one more night of you drinking excessively.
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Liquor Gun Pump: Fire Up a Shot
Place this pump on your favorite spirit bottle, pull the gun from its holster and fire up a shot. Careful though—alcoholism is no laughing matter. One day you are enjoying the occasional drink with your friends and the next you are sitting alone in your living room chair, raising up the shots gun to your [...]
Black Magic Decanters: Pick Your Poison
Simply put, these hand-blown glass decanters from Two’s Company look awesome whether you use them year round or just around Halloween. The decanters come in three flavors: green (absinthe), red (hemlock), purple (arsenic). An additional image is available after the break.
Skeleton Wine Rack Fit For the Kitchen of the Dammed
Satan: Ruler of the underworld / reaper of lost souls / wine connoisseur. This skeleton holder is the only wine rack officially endorsed by Beelzebub himself. It holds 8 bottles.
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The Boob Tube: The Only Way to Drink Beer (NSFW)
There is no reason to do your binge drinking with just a funnel and plastic piece of tubing when you can get a fine female body part on the end of this beer bong. You’ll have people lining up to try this one, whether they really want to pound a full beer or not. And [...]
Musical Bagpipe Whiskey Pourer: Scottish Tech at It’s Finest
Scotland may not be known for its contributions to technology, but as far as drinking gadgets go, this Musical Bagpipe Whiskey Pourer is world class. When placed inside a bottle, the bagpipes will play ‘Scotland the Brave’ as you pour. They even threw in a shot glass as a bonus.
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Caulkshots: How Bob Vila Gets Hammered
didn’t think that anything could surpass the flamingo beer bong in terms of sheer drinking weirdness, but that was before I stumbled upon Caulkshots. Using the recharge kit, you simply combine gelatin with your favorite alcohol and pour the mixture into the caulking tube. After an 8 hour stint in the fridge you have 12 [...]
Ghost Goblets Make For Killer Cocktails
You could serve wine or cocktails to your guests in a simple glass, but with these handblown Ghost Goblets—why would you want to? As you can see, the glasses feature a hollow that collects the drink making it appear as if there is a goblet floating in the center of the glass.
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