Does your bendy straw have tusks? I think not. Clearly, your best option with drinking straws is one with an elephant trunk attached.
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Kind of sucks that St. Patrick’s Day falls on a Wednesday, but that’s not going to stop many of us from going out tonight. So my question is: what will you be drinking?
You’re gonna need some serious tools to open all of that beer and wine on St. Patricks Day. Unfortunately, I can’t help you with that—but I do have 10 completely ridiculous tools you might be interested in.
The whole cantina band is here, but they have diversified their services to include bartending. Check out the rest of the set after the break.
Simply put, the Chill Pill is designed to produce oversized, pill-shaped ice cubes for your drinks. But you are going to need a big glass of booze to wash that sucker down.
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Holy crap is that…BEER! I can’t believe they let us get this close to it! Indeed, even a Heineken seems awesome when magnets are floating it inside a rotating display case with with LEDs.
Did you see the movie Angels & Demons? If so, you probably know something about ambigrams (and crappy storylines). Basically, ambigrams are words that can be read as one or more words from a number of different angles. In this case, the shot glass reads “drink” when upright, and “drunk” when turned over. Too bad this didn’t turn over and say “projectile vomiting” last night. Am I right?
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This two-tired glass is marked “half empty” and “half full” a the top. Guess which side you need to drink your tiny cup-full of beer? Think of it as an optimist training device.
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Winter is coming, and unless you want to suck on a beer pop this Holiday season, you may want to wrap your beloved brew up in some Santa duds so it stays at a reasonable temperature (and so your hand doesn’t freeze to the bottle). Then you can rename Santa “Pabst Claus” or “Bud Claus”. It’ll be Christmas with an Alabama twist.
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