
Smoke together, laugh together, eat pizza and cupcakes together—Highdy will always be there for you (until you forget him on the bus).
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Smoke together, laugh together, eat pizza and cupcakes together—Highdy will always be there for you (until you forget him on the bus).
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Sure, you could go to the surplus store, buy an old gas mask, take it home and modify it for smoking—but that would actually require you to get up and do something. This version comes ready to roll right out of the box. Plus, it is delivered right to your door.
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From Fashionably Geek: It may seem odd, but a tote bag with blueprint instructions on how to build a proper bong is more useful than you might think. Say your weed-fueled wanderings lead you to the supermarket for some munchies, but you forget how to get back home. This tote bag will provide everything you need to survive.
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Each card in these standard 52 card decks features macabre illustrations to go along with a fact or a statistic about why you should not smoke or do drugs. Apparently, the manufacturer felt that becoming a gambling addict is a small price to pay to kick your nasty chemical dependencies. Available in Life, Death on Drugs or Death on Cigarettes versions.
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Attention burnouts—the Stonerware “Weedja” Board is your new best friend. What other toy out there can help you tap into the mystic forces of the universe, talk to dead potheads and help you remember important stuff?
“Where are my keys Jerry Garcia?”
I…N…Y…O…U…R…P…O…C…K…E…T.
“Dude! Creepy!”
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Imagine a life of running from the cops, overdoses, prostitutes, and prison. If you can dream it, you can live it. This magnet set will help you keep your eye on the prize.
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