Smoke together, laugh together, eat pizza and cupcakes together—Highdy will always be there for you (until you forget him on the bus).
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Who needs a Nobel Prize? Freud, Gandhi, and Darwin have finally achieved true greatness by obtaining the ultimate brass ring: being immortalized as little thinker pot belly figures. Each one stands 2.5″, and is handmade from crushed marble in Gloucestershire, England. The figures also have secret compartments in their bellies which the product page describes as “perfect for stashing tiny treasures”—so you can rest assured your dime bag and paperclips will fit snugly inside. Pint-size Painters and Perfect Penmanship figures are also available. More photos after the break.
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Sure, you could go to the surplus store, buy an old gas mask, take it home and modify it for smoking—but that would actually require you to get up and do something. This version comes ready to roll right out of the box. Plus, it is delivered right to your door.
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From Fashionably Geek: It may seem odd, but a tote bag with blueprint instructions on how to build a proper bong is more useful than you might think. Say your weed-fueled wanderings lead you to the supermarket for some munchies, but you forget how to get back home. This tote bag will provide everything you need to survive.
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Each card in these standard 52 card decks features macabre illustrations to go along with a fact or a statistic about why you should not smoke or do drugs. Apparently, the manufacturer felt that becoming a gambling addict is a small price to pay to kick your nasty chemical dependencies. Available in Life, Death on Drugs or Death on Cigarettes versions.
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Attention burnouts—the Stonerware “Weedja” Board is your new best friend. What other toy out there can help you tap into the mystic forces of the universe, talk to dead potheads and help you remember important stuff?
“Where are my keys Jerry Garcia?”
I…N…Y…O…U…R…P…O…C…K…E…T.
“Dude! Creepy!”
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Imagine a life of running from the cops, overdoses, prostitutes, and prison. If you can dream it, you can live it. This magnet set will help you keep your eye on the prize.
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These Cheech and Chong action figures give you a fine example of why taking Quaaludes is not such a good idea. Unless you have a secret desire for pink tutus, nipple tassels or fishnet socks to be worn in public.
It also gives you a fine idea of the highbrow type of movie you will be watching if you you rent ‘Up in Smoke’. Each figure comes complete with a big fatty joint. Just to mellow out the Quaaludes, of course.
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