These sproutlets will do two things for you. First they will allow you to enjoy Chia Pet-style gardening without the depressing grandma edge that came from commercials that had a $4 budget, ran during “Wheel of Fortune” and ended with the phrase “Available at Walgreens, Rite Aid, and other fine stores”. Secondly, you’ll have a fake duck giving you a perpetual look of gratification, as if to thank you for slowly and masterfully harvesting him a head of Vanilla Ice hair…Right On.
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Nothing cures a bad mood like a dancing, singing duck that lights up and indiscriminately lays plastic eggs. Thinking about getting engaged? How about putting the ring in one of those plastic eggs? Eh Eh? Seriously though, don’t do that.
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Bath time is all about relaxing and the iDuck Wireless Speaker will make it just that much nicer. Plug your iPod into the egg and you can listen to the music on the waterproof, wireless duck. Not only will he keep the tunes going but he also has a color changing light feature. A rubber duck upgraded with music and light. Probably my favorite duck so far.
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If you already have your kitchen decked out with knick knacks, you simply must grab this rubber duck-shaped tea kettle. It is the crown jewel of tackiness.
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