
If you ever have the problem of feeling like you just don’t make an impression on others, then outfit your motorcycle helmet with a pair of ears. You may be remembered as the jerk who put ears on his helmet, but at least they will know who you are. And just so the speed demon knows, these claim to have been tested to 175 MPH.
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You can be a joker at work, or you can shoot for raises, bonuses and promotions. As long as you are content with your current salary, then get yourself a container of these Ear Memo Clips. While it may show a lack of seriousness to your boss, it will show the rest of your co-workers you have a sense of humor. It’s really just a matter of priorities. Do you care more about money or bringing joy to your fellow workers?
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