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If you are extremely progressive, or you just dont have the balls to talk to your kids about the birds and the bees, these mobiles will start the educational process right away. The first explains the equipment, and the second (pictured after the break) illustrates what happens when the equipment is put to good use. It may seem inappropriate, but consider this: if you don’t teach your kids, the internet will.
The 33 piece Valiant Viking Ship Solar Kit may teach kids about clean, alternative energy sources as it powers its way through the water—but it practically rapes the history books with regard to the design of actual Viking ships.
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What better way to teach kids about the mysteries of #1 and #2 than through these cuddly representations of Poo and Pee? It may be a good idea to supplement the potty training experience with a word on the benefits of proper hydration however. The extremely yellow”Mr. Pee” here could be indicative of a serious problem.
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Ah yes, Christmas. Santa Claus, kids, happiness and.. fuzzy handcuffs. Nothing like a whole Naughty Santa kit to bring you good cheer through the holidays. Nothing says I love you like temporary tattoos and peppermint scented massage oil.
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What more would an elementary age kid want but an Electric Paper Airplane Launcher? Shooting planes out at 31 MPH, you may want to invest in a pair of goggles. You know it won’t be more than 5 minutes before they are using it to shoot at each other. Not even sure why they try to label this as an educational toy instead of a weapon.
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They call this an educational placemat for your kid. So let’s see. You have gross human body parts sitting below your meal. Kids may enjoy it, adults not so much. It is also educational. Adults may enjoy it, kids not so much.
So, either you are an optimist and this has something for everyone to love; or you are a pessimist and it has something for everyone to hate.
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If you are the eco-friendly type, cheap, or you have built up an enormous amount of wrist strength after years of touching yourself, the Shake-u-lator Calculator is perfect for all of your math-related needs.
The Shake-u-lator uses Faraday’s Principle of Electromagnetic Energy to operate – no batteries or solar panels required. Just give the calculator a quick shake when the power dies out and you’re back in business. And don’t worry, your calculations will not be lost during the process.
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