When an emergency arises there is not much you can usually do about it. You can try, but that will usually end up in injury to yourself or others. Your best bet at that point would be to drink yourself into oblivion and this box will have your wine always at the ready. The exact definition of what constitutes an emergency is left totally up to you.
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It can be tough to muster up a yodel in the middle of your office. And finding someone who is willing to provide maybe impossible as well. For those cases when it is necessary you can get a yodel on demand. Push the button and a little Bavarian yell will be provided. You can never hear that cry often enough.
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You never know when your lame come-ons might actually impress some extremely drunk woman in a bar, which is why this Emergency Fire Alarm Condom Holder can give you peace of mind. Just break the “PRESS HERE” plastic plate when an emergency strikes. Reinstallation of the plate is easy too—just in case a miracle occurs and you get lucky twice.
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