From That’s Nerdalicious…This Romulan Ale energy drink sports an authentic blue color but, sadly, it won’t get you intoxicated. However, you will get a jolt with 84 mg of caffeine and a host of vitamins in each can. Of course, you could always drop a little spirit in there and create the Romulan version of Four Loko. It’s banned all across the galaxy.
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From That’s Nerdalicious: In the midst of this Charlie Sheen mayhem, our good friends at Harcos Labs are doing what winners do best—capitalizing on an opportunity.
Vampires are old and busted, so Harcos is setting aside their Vampire Blood energy drink to usher in a limited time offering of Tiger Blood. It’s made with 100% passion—allowing you to perform on a higher plan then most mere mortals.
However, instead of crack you’ll be getting your kicks with 80mg of caffeine. Now THAT’s winning.
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From That’s Nerdalicious!: When faced with a zombie infestation, you will need all of the energy you can muster. That’s where the Zombie Survival Energy Drink comes in. Plus, after its caffeinated contents have been consumed, you can fill the can with rocks and throw it at the zombies. It won’t kill them of course, but it might buy you an extra second or two to escape.
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The original Blood Energy Potion from Harcos Labs didn’t turn me into a vampire, so I didn’t have much fear that drinking Zombie Blood would turn me into an undead idiot with a thing for brains. But I have to admit that I have this whole sluggish yet hyper feeling going on right now.
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Feeling sluggish? Well, Zombie Blood is just what you need to go from falling asleep at your desk to falling asleep while lurching slowly around your office. Sorry, the vending machine doesn’t have Hostess “Brains” on the menu, you’ll just have to hunt down that Bill guy from HR. You never liked that asshole anyway.
Thanks to Bram Stoker, Béla Lugosi and Robert Pattinson, vampires are as much a part of pop culture as reality TV, Facebook and wasting time. That’s why we’re offering 10 products that can help you navigate through the barrage of choices and make the most of your vampire experience. Whether you’re looking to gross someone out, role play like you’re having sex in a morgue, or if you simply want to snuggle up with a Robert Pattinson plush that has the neck of a Diplodocus, we’ve got you covered.
If you saw our post on the Blood Energy Drink, you probably wondered what it tasted like. I’m here to tell you that it doesn’t taste like blood—unless you bit the neck of a dude embalmed with Capri Sun. That’s right, it’s fruit punch flavor. However, I did notice that the consistency was more syrupy than a traditional fruit punch drink, a little thinner than actual blood, but the effect is there.
If Quagmire endorses this energy drink, you know it has to be good. If there is anybody in this world that needs some serious energy to keep their lifestyle up, Quagmire would be it.
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Duffman: Duff energy drink! It’s the mug that won’t get you drunk when you chug! Duffman is confused. Oooh yeah?
Flaming Moe pictured after the break…
