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blood energy drink

If you saw our post on the Blood Energy Drink, you probably wondered what it tasted like. I’m here to tell you that it doesn’t taste like blood—unless you bit the neck of a dude embalmed with Capri Sun. That’s right, it’s fruit punch flavor. However, I did notice that the consistency was more syrupy than a traditional fruit punch drink, a little thinner than actual blood, but the effect is there.

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quagmire-energy-drink

If Quagmire endorses this energy drink, you know it has to be good. If there is anybody in this world that needs some serious energy to keep their lifestyle up, Quagmire would be it.

Product Page ($26.99 shipping by July)

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Duffman: Duff energy drink! It’s the mug that won’t get you drunk when you chug! Duffman is confused. Oooh yeah?

Flaming Moe pictured after the break…

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