
In the midst of all the iPhone hysteria going on today, you may have forgotten that Hellboy II has arrived in theaters. No worries—we have the merchandising machine covered with this insanely expensive, life-sized ‘Big Baby’ Shotgun Replica. It features six removable shells and a musical wind up feature that plays “Lullaby and Goodnight.” Obviously, it is non-functional—but the Big Baby will still do some serious damage to your finances.
Product Page ($699—arriving Q1 2009)

This mannequin is meant for display windows, but how cool would it be to have one at your own house? All you need is a couple people to see it and spread the word. Then you can decide which of the attractive women who are dying to see it you want to invite to your next party. Maybe there is a better reason to have one other than to pick up chicks, it just isn’t clear to me what that would be.
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You get some idea of the size of this umbrella from the picture above. It is 5 meters wide and octagonal in shape. I am not going to try to figure out the area of this, but lets just say it covers a lot. And if that isn’t enough, it is mounted on an offset pole that swings around 360 degrees. If I could afford a patio that big then maybe I could afford this umbrella as well.
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Double the air movement in your house with a biplane ceiling fan. Fans with single blades just can’t match the blade area of this fine fan based on the Wright Brother’s plane at Kitty Hawk. While their plane was experimental and a little fragile, this thing looks well made and ready to go. Any aviation buff will appreciate it’s history, and it really is a nice looking fan in any case.
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I am obviously dating myself here, but I do remember watching Lost in Space re-runs. The Robot B9 was one of the cooler people on that ship. And there is actually a company that makes full size replicas. So if that show was some sort of turning point in your life and you have a suitcase full of cash, you could have one of these sitting in your living room.
It has been around for a couple years, but I have never seen it. It is in limited runs, so if you want one you had best get on a waiting list now.
Product Page ($24,500)