Nothing says “stalker” like cuddling with a pillow adorned with the face of your object of desire. Whether you’re obsessed with yourself, a pet or “a friend”, you can upload a photo of their face to PillowMob and have it turned into a creepy custom pillow head. You can even offer your pillow to strangers by making it available on the product site, which will earn a buck for the charity of your choice.
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Remember Screamy from the other day? Apparently there is a flash drive version…and now he is a condom. A screaming condom. Now you might think that a USB flash drive with a condom theme would offer you some additional protection, but this one has no additional security features at all. Additional photos are available after the break.
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Hermann’s little face on this spatula will always show him smiling as he toils away working on your newest culinary creation. Even better is when you hang him up the suction cup holder he has what appears to be a tongue that sticks through his mouth. Add Oliver the cooking spoon and Donna the ladle for a complete set.
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You can’t smoke anywhere these days, and now I am supposed to buy furniture that is a never ending reminder that smoking is a bad thing? This Fornasetti design is is one of a group of chairs you can buy, each with unique pictures for an interesting formal look to your rooms.
Product Page ($1577 up)