Yeah, the 19th century may have created literary masterpieces like “The Prince and the Pauper” and “Great Expectations”, but it’s the 21st century that gave them an anal salute by renaming them “The Prince and the Pooper” and “Great Expellations” for use on boxes of fart-obscuring matches. It may seem like a disservice to the authors at first, but let’s be honest, there are a lot of people out there who would have never heard of these books unless they were associated with blowing the buttock bassoon.
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Why have people touch your actual finger to play the “pull my finger” game? Everyone knows how it ends. All you get by using your own finger is the germs from someone else’s hand. And I highly doubt that your sound effects are as good as those that this hand can emit.
Fart jokes are understood by people of all ages, and enjoyed by men boys of all ages.
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Regardless of whether the dog truly did create that awful smell or not, the fact remains that you need to get rid of it. A couple squirts from this fart extinguisher will take care of it. The packaging is very similar to a fire extinguisher, so be sure that when pan of oil flares up you grab the right one. frshening the air around it won’t really help much.
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