This video of Yoda farting is completely asinine and immature, but I defy you not to laugh your ass off.
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A remote that changes the channel everytime someone farts? If this thing works, it could be one of the best gag gadgets ever created. Indeed, it uses a CH4 methane sensor to scientifically detect who dealt it.
Are your nighttime farts so frequent and so potent that you and your significant other would consider buying a fart-blocking blanket? If so, you are quite a catch my friend.
The Better Marriage Blanket is made using the same kind of activated carbon fabric found in military chemical suits. So, even if your farts can kill (the video even calls it silent but deadly), this blanket will keep you both alive through the night. If you care about the welfare of your family, you owe it to them to purchase this ridiculous fart blanket.
Product Page ($85-$125 via Gizmodo)
The Bathroom Button exists, but what does it do when you press it? The mystery will continue until it is released at the end of March—although I would expect fart sounds and stench warnings to be a major factor here.
Product Page (£7 or $10)
Lighters come in all shapes and sizes, and many are designed to perform well under very specific conditions. But where can the drunken college student turn when he bets a bunch of his friends that he can light a fart? Is he going to have to take his chances on that bet with a standard issue gas station lighter? Not a chance. What he needs is a lighter with a flame optimized specifically for successful fart combustion. Besides, with more and more people quitting smoking, the companies behind these products need to investigate new sources of revenue. Fart lighting guys…I’m just throwing it out there. I don’t know if this product exists, but it should.
