Apparently German designer Karl Lagerfeld was able to put down his iPod collection long enough to dress this Steiff teddy bear like a eurotrash secret service agent. Your $1,500 investment gets you this 14.5″H bear with jointed limbs, crystal-studded tie and belt buckle, tailor-made leather boots and miniature sunglasses designed after Karl’s own shades. You’ll also get a scribble of the bear drawn and signed by Lagerfeld, and the satisfaction of knowing that you’re also indirectly supporting the fine people of Apple Computers.
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Your kid will be the coolest at summer camp with his alligator sunglasses. Just having a pair of shades is a good first step, but he will have an air of danger with the pair of gators as ear pieces. Then all you have to do is figure out a way to snag them for yourself. Being cool at camp is one thing, having an accessory that chicks dig is probably a more worthy use for these.
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Unfortunately, the Fiber Optic Mullet Wig is a little short on “business in front,” but it has enough “party in the back” to go around.
For those of you who like to make bold fashion choices, drink beer in excess, and watch tractor pulls, the Fiber Optic Mullet is sure to make you the envy of everyone in your trailer park.
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