From Fashionably Geek: Want to become internet famous by discovering the next big meme? Consult the spirit of the internets with this computer-themed Ouija board shirt. Here’s how it works: put the shirt on a table and place a wireless mouse on the board. Place your hand on the mouse and ask the internets a question—like “what is going to be the next big internet phenomenon?” The power of the internets will guide your hand and spell out the answer in lolcat. If you can decipher the meaning, you are well on your way to internet fame and fortune.
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From Fashionably Geek: Wearing a shirt with an animated Space Invaders sequence will insure that, for once, the attention your chest is getting is not due to fully developed man boobs. The illuminated display should run about two hours on three AAA batteries. A detailed image is available after the break.
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From Fashionably Geek: Actually, the Twosomeblanket worse than a Snuggie. Citing Icelandic traditions of sharing body warmth to survive harsh winters, this two person hooded blanket has a fancy, exotic background story (it’s also made from Icelandic wool) that makes it far more expensive than something you would find on an infomercial. Worry not though, it’s only a matter of time before there is a cheap Snuggie version of this.
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From Fashionably Geek: You know those long johns with the buttoned butt flap—the kind of thing you might expect an old prospector to wear? Well, the centerfold t-shirt is kind of like that, only the image underneath this flap is something you wouldn’t mind seeing.
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From Fashionably Geek: Sheepherders beware—It looks like this dude is terrorizing flocks with flying side kicks. Cocky bastard even takes pictures of his kills.
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From Fashionably Geek: Have a death wish? The pressure points t-shirt alerts any would-be assassins to the weak points in your nervous system. For example, applying pressure to the inferior axoradialis medii results in the ominous-sounding “bone explosion.” That’s right—BONE…EXPLOSION. Fu*k that.
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From Fashionably Geek: While probably just as illegal as brass knuckles, gloves with 8 ounces of steel sewn in are a little more inconspicuous. Match it with the SAP Cap to complete your ass-kicking ensemble.
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