Transfats: More Than Meets the Eye
From Fashionably Geek: Products with a lot of trans fats may look delicious, but underneath the surface lurks a power that can transform your ass into a monster 3x its normal size.
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King Kong Needs Some Big Condoms
From Fashionably Geek: If their relationship is going to go to the next level, King Kong must take all the necessary precautions. Lube is going to be important too. Loooots of lube.
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A Hoodie That Holds Your Beer
From Fashionably Geek: Hoodies are popular with the kids these days, and what could be better than a hoodie with a built-in pouch to hold your beer? The answer is nothing…nothing could be better.
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One of the Benefits of Converting to the Dark Side
From Fashionably Geek: Observe—the real power of the force.
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Monkeys Love the Robot Dance…and Watches
From Fashionably Geek: Paul Frank’s TV watch has two things going for it—monkeys and robot dancing. Plus, Julius the Monkey can actually tell you the time as he busts a move.
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Joe the Plumber Knows Crap When He Sees It
From Fashionably Geek: Poor Joe the Plumber. John McCain made him an internet phenomenon against his will—and t-shirt designers have wasted no time capitalizing on his 15 minutes of fame. Additional designs are available after the break.
Walking Village People Butts on Ties For $1
From Fashionably Geek: How much would you pay for a tie with a walking ass on it dressed like a member of the Village People? $100? $200? How does only $1 sound? It is the deal of the century. Additional tie available after the break.
Beware of Online Predators
From Fashionably Geek: Protect your children folks. You never know what kind of perverts could be lurking around online.
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Sarah Palin Bags the Elusive Democratic Donkey
From Fashionably Geek: As many of you have heard, Sarah Palin is an NRA member and an avid hunter. Here we see her after bagging the wily and elusive Democratic Donkey. What you don’t see is the aftermath where she goes in face first, tearing at the flesh with her teeth like a starving animal. [...]
I Heart the Trebuchet
From Fashionably Geek: It’s true. I have a love for the trebuchet that just won’t quit. Although I sometimes cheat with the gun, missile and samurai sword. I’m a weapons whore ok?
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