A Hoodie That Holds Your Beer
From Fashionably Geek: Hoodies are popular with the kids these days, and what could be better than a hoodie with a built-in pouch to hold your beer? The answer is nothing…nothing could be better.
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One of the Benefits of Converting to the Dark Side
From Fashionably Geek: Observe—the real power of the force.
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Monkeys Love the Robot Dance…and Watches
From Fashionably Geek: Paul Frank’s TV watch has two things going for it—monkeys and robot dancing. Plus, Julius the Monkey can actually tell you the time as he busts a move.
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Joe the Plumber Knows Crap When He Sees It
From Fashionably Geek: Poor Joe the Plumber. John McCain made him an internet phenomenon against his will—and t-shirt designers have wasted no time capitalizing on his 15 minutes of fame. Additional designs are available after the break.
Walking Village People Butts on Ties For $1
From Fashionably Geek: How much would you pay for a tie with a walking ass on it dressed like a member of the Village People? $100? $200? How does only $1 sound? It is the deal of the century. Additional tie available after the break.
Beware of Online Predators
From Fashionably Geek: Protect your children folks. You never know what kind of perverts could be lurking around online.
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Sarah Palin Bags the Elusive Democratic Donkey
From Fashionably Geek: As many of you have heard, Sarah Palin is an NRA member and an avid hunter. Here we see her after bagging the wily and elusive Democratic Donkey. What you don’t see is the aftermath where she goes in face first, tearing at the flesh with her teeth like a starving animal. [...]
I Heart the Trebuchet
From Fashionably Geek: It’s true. I have a love for the trebuchet that just won’t quit. Although I sometimes cheat with the gun, missile and samurai sword. I’m a weapons whore ok?
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Concealed Weapons Tie Will Sneak Past Security
From Fashionably Geek: On the front: a harmless stopwatch. On the back: dynamite. It gives you something to fantasize about during your next boring business meeting.
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The Dr. Who Tardis Wardrobe Doubles as a Tent
From Fashionably Geek: Hardcore Dr. Who fans will surely love to store their wardrobe in this unique Tardis Zipperobe. But the best part is that it doubles as a geeky time traveling tent.
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