The Stupidest Products of 2008
Wow, 2008 has been one hell of a year. It was the year we elected our first African American President. The year Michael Phelps won 8 Olympic golds. The year the economy faced near collapse. And, of course, it was the year we discovered a poop frisbee and a Sith Lord Toaster. But, as you [...]
10 Bizarre Halloween Candies You Can Actually Play With
Halloween is as much about candy as it is about costumes. At the end of the night you toss out the Good n’ Plenty and the apples stuffed with razor blades and gorge yourself on the best of your sugary bounty (haha…diabetes). Too bad no one in my neighborhood was giving away one of the [...]
5 Hilarious Hot Sauces That Will Rip Your Ass To Shreds
I’m not big into hot sauces, but I can’t help but laugh at some of the gimmicky packaging that goes along with these bottles. Some of the sauces are hotter than others, but it is a pretty safe bet that any one of these will have you tearing up on the toilet in the morning. [...]
If Someone Punked Me With These Products, I Would Kick Them in the Nuts
April fools (or the “asshole superbowl” as I like to call it) is a time where annoying people bask in the glory of a prank well pulled. Sure, they claim to be your friends, but when you take a fall they are right there with a camcorder and an open YouTube account. In order to [...]