“Abraham Lincoln would never take another life. And yet he would be one of the greatest killers of the nineteenth century.”
(Warning: minor plot spoilers ahead)
After reading Seth Grahame-Smith’s Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, I went into Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter with certain expectations. I expected it to be funny, violent and generally offensive to purists—but I was surprised to find that wasn’t entirely the case. Amidst all the absurdity, there is a serious, well-constructed story here.
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Was “The Force” simply a figment of George Lucas’ imagination, or is it a real power that is all around us? My guess is that the real Force exists with Star Wars-themed merchandise, and it is constantly beckoning us to open up our wallets. The following 10 Star Wars products have definitely harnessed that power.
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It’s almost Valentine’s Day and love is in the air. But don’t breathe in too much. Before you know it your lungs are burning and you’re violently coughing up black chunks of God-knows-what. Of course, I’m talking about being in the presence of those sickeningly sweet couples that haven’t been together long enough to take stock of their partner’s laundry list of shortcomings. Enjoy it while it lasts, but you will come to regret the day you purchased products like the 8 listed here.
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Many of the weapons featured in this gallery are as deadly as they are collectable. They look as good on a mantle as they do vanquishing your enemies. A winning combination for any nerd.
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As if you needed another sign that society is headed in the wrong direction, take the stupid products people spend their money on. Every year they get stupider and stupider, but we are right there to spend our hard earned dollar. Why? Because poop never stops being funny and it’s hard to resist a “limited edition.” So, without further ado, here is Part I of the epic master list of the stupidest products of 2009.
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