No One Knows Your Prostate Like You Do

While I am sure there are some that may disagree with me, having my prostate checked by a large fingered doctor is not something I look forward to. To make things a lot simpler this kit includes the only three items you need to check it at home. Lube, a mirror and a disembodied finger.
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Pull My Finger Keychain

Why have people touch your actual finger to play the “pull my finger” game? Everyone knows how it ends. All you get by using your own finger is the germs from someone else’s hand. And I highly doubt that your sound effects are as good as those that this hand can emit.
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