fire hydrant

bags-on-board

Carrying around a bunch of biodegradable doggie clean up bags is chore in itself, never mind the actual cleaning up of the animal. Doing the same task when the bag dispenser is a fire hydrant is not only more fun but also more fitting. Knowing how dog treat fire hydrants you may want to keep this out of your dog’s reach.

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fire-hydrant-ashtray

There can’t be a safer floor standing ashtray than this Fire Hydrant version. It’s bright red color will be hard for any smoker to miss and the fire hydrant shape will keep them thinking about the possibility of starting a fire with their cigarette. Of course, a couple drinks and all of that is pretty useless, but at least you are trying.

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