This handmade 2.5 gallon fishscape fishbowl departs from the traditional glass bowl by providing its own unique textured interior landscape. Although it looks cool, its expensive as hell, and seems like it would be a pain in the ass to clean.
Product Page: ($139 via IncredibleThings)
From CubicleBot: Fishbowls are nothing new of course, but when was the last time you saw a jellyfish tank atop an office desk? If you have $350 to burn, the desk in question could be yours.
Indeed, this specially designed tank features “full-spectrum energy efficient LEDs for illumination, an air diffuser for maximum oxygenation, built-in biological, chemical, and mechanical filtration, a bubble channel to shield the jellyfish from the air.”
It even includes a voucher good for three jellyfish and pack of food. In short, it’s everything you need to keep the little buggers alive. Plus, you’ll have bragging rights in the office—until someone decides to one-up you with a tank full of piranhas.
Product Page ($350 via Uncrate)
Aeration may be required to keep your fish’s aquarium in a healthy state, but they would probably prefer no aeration at all to the bubbles this skeleton on the toilet is introducing. At least the skeleton has the decency to cover his private area with his hands so he doesn’t offend those female fish.
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You know how some water dispensers can have that plastic, squirt gun taste? The two liters of water in this Simpsons-brand dispenser is steeped in 3-eyed Blinky fish flavor.
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Sitting on its base, you have a miniature aquarium with swimming fish to keep you company when you are spending hours surfing the net. If you ever get stressed out, just pull the ball off the base and throw it around or bounce it off the floor. When you feel sufficiently relieved, just replace it on the base and go about your business with your swimming fish back in place.
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In an undersea world, Dr. Strangelove would have been less about bombs and more about how I learned to stop worrying and love the trout.
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Turn your pool into a light show at evening with the Kaleidoscopic Pool Cruising Fish. Not only will it illuminate the pool with an array of colored lights, but it will swim along at a rate of 50 feet per minute. That will give the light show enough variety to cover you for an entire night of entertaining by the pool.
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There is no real connection between corn on the cob and fish that I am aware of, but these little Lake Fish Corn On The Cob Picks will give your dinner a little seafood flair. You are always told to include some fish in your diet, so you can try convincing your doctor that this is just as good. Even if you don’t win that argument, you will still have the most unique corn cob picks in the neighborhood.
Product Page ($15.95)
Putting some poor fish into this fish bowl would be like you sleeping in a bed shaped like a human. It is just one step away from those pictures you see of a person watching TV of a person watching TV ad infinitum. You can imagine the fright the little fish experiences as he is lowered into the fish’s mouth.
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Poor little fish. While he is doing you a favor by keeping the water in your tub his head is stuck down in the drain the entire time. At least he has that nice tail to make it easy for you to pull him out when the need arises.
Product Page (£7.95, about $12)
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