A fitness app appropriately titled “Zombies, Run!” will not only help get you in shape, but it will also allow you to pit yourself against the undead in a series of missions that will provide valuable training should the world be subjected to an actual zombie apocalype:
Zombies, Run! is an ultra-immersive game for the iPhone, iPod Touch, and Android where you help rebuild civilisation after a zombie apocalypse. By going out and running in the real world, you can collect medicine, ammo, batteries, and spare parts that you can use to build up and expand your base – all while getting orders, clues, and story through your headphones.
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The Tempest Freerunning Academy in L.A. is a place where freerunning enthusiasts can go to have fun, get fit and meet new people. It also happens to be styled like something straight out of Mario Bros.
If you think about it, Mario was something of a freerunner—a pioneer of the sport really. Unfortunately, nerds will actually have to exercise in order to check it out. It might be easier to just watch the video after the break. If you still get winded, you might want to see a doctor.
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When it comes to boner fitness, it’s important to have a well-rounded routine if you want to stay Viagra-free into your old age. That means you need to spend time lifting weights and doing a little cardio.
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If you’re a dieting sadist who likes to torture yourself with images of tempting food while you simultaneously learn that all your dieting and sacrifice actually bought you some weight, say hello to these “art de toilette” bathroom scales. You can mock yourself by standing on the “stuffed again” model which features a plate which has been scraped clean, or you can play dumb with the “ignorance is bliss” scale. Either way, this will still be the most hated piece of technology in your house.
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