Fortunately, you don’t have to solve a puzzle in order to this Rubik’s flashlight going in the dark. All it takes is a simple twist of the blocks.
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From Fashionably Geek: Dalek’s are supposed to be scary. I know this. But they’re also really neat.
This Doctor Who Dalek Flashlight Key Chain is just another reason to love them.
::grin:: Plus, I’ll bet they hate it when you call them “cute”.
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A flashlight is a useful thing to have around the house for any power outages you may have. Since this kitty flashlight can be recharged by just squeezing the handle, there is no need to have it constantly charged up and ready to go. It’s like the Space Kitty knows what you will need in the future.
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Your chosen deity already directs you in life, so having a deity shaped flashlight just feels right. If you trust him with your life’s direction, you can trust him to illuminate the crap on the floor you need to avoid in the dark. Available in your choice of B00duh or Jeebus.
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Don’t let this charming little flower lamp fool you. One click of the button on the bottom and the torch underneath with eliminate any monsters that may be lurking under your child’s bed or in their closet. When not in use as a weapon, the lamp can be turned on and off by pressing down on the flower. An additional image is available after the break.
Need some hands free lighting? How about pushing those boring conventional flashlights aside and lighting up your junk with three ultra bright LEDs and a tuft of pink pubes courtesy of this Playazon Merkin Flashlight? You can rename your genitals “Crotch Cousteau” and allow them to blaze an uncharted path from the bed to the bathroom without waking your partner. Plus you get a second set of forbidden fur in “Arctic White” for you older folk who want the carpet to match the drapes. Yup, crotch lighting is all about inclusion.
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No, this isn’t a cigarette lighter that hangs from your cellphone, it’s actually just a LED flashlight. Why it is shaped like a pipe with a cigarette dangling from it is beyond me.
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This ladybug or “Ladybird” as it were, will integrate with flash drives, SD card readers (upt to 4GB) and 5-pin data cable. It also features a UV light that can be used as a flashlight or a means of detecting counterfeit money. And the best part is that you can take her home for only $10. Careful though, I doubt she even uses protection.
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It’s a lighter on one side, a flashlight on the other and a pair of nunchuks through and through. A ninja has never been so ready to help others rather than assassinate them.
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A flashlight that is made of metal and is a foot and a half long sound like it could be used for self-defense as well as emergency lighting. But get one that includes an “assault crown” and you have a weapon to be reckoned with. Short of a gun, I think I would keep one of these next to the bed in case anyone makes the foolish decision to break into my house.
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