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This LED-powered finger lamp flashlights are like a lighthouse for your middle finger. Even when it is pitch black, people will know what the score is. An additional image is available after the break.

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If there ever was a household gadget I worried about coming alive to enslave it’s human oppressors, this creepy robot LED torch/nightlight would be it. It can transform into three different forms: humanoid robot, scrambling spider and standing spider. Additional images are available after the break.

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Is it a tape measurer?

Why, yes it is!

Is it a note pad and a calculator?

Guilty as charged.

Is it a LED flashlight?

You bet.

Why, I would mortgage my house for a miracle, space-age tool like this. How much does it cost?

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Indeed, that you will get a camcorder, a gorgeous woman, LEDs and flames in this handy little device. Unfortunately, it only looks like a camcorder—but the LED flashlight, butane lighter and the hot chick in the display are the real deal. Additional images are available after the break.

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Sure the fish shape is a little weird, but it’s hard to argue with a keychain that also functions as a TV remote, bottle opener and flashlight for only $6.

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Finding yourself a flashlight may not be the most exciting search. Not until you find this Lightsaber with Sound Effects. Every time you turn it on it will sound just like Luke breaking out his own lightsaber. After that you have a blue LED light that is similar to a lightsaber, just with an infinitely long blade. It usually doesn’t take too much to excite the Star Wars fanatics.

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Being out in the woods alone at night can be creepy, when you see a wild animal out there with it’s eyes glowing in the moonlight it is downright scary. Using this cat shaped flashlight can give a similar effect no matter where you go. One flick of the button and this feline will be scaring the hell out of everyone. All that matters is that you are keeping yourself safe, other people’s fears are not your problem.

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The next time a hunting expedition threatens to send you home empty handed, whip out your Camo Deer Flashlight and project an image of a majestic buck into the sky with the push of a button. Buckmaster Ted Nugent will come flying out of the woods to lay waste to any game in the area using the power of rock and his trusty bow and arrow.

On the other hand, if your yard work should ever get out of hand, your John Deere flashlight (pictured after the break) will summon a sales rep that would be happy to hook you up with some fine outdoor products.

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This little penguin flashlight may be cute, but it is also a useful tool to have around the house. At the press of a button, he will raise a wing that you can pump to charge the LED light up—so you will always have a light when you need one. When disaster strikes, you want the peace of mind that only a “Bright Guy” penguin flashlight can provide.

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Did you just hear something? I think there is someone in the house. Let me grab my penis flashlight to check things out……….OMFG! An intruder!

*Boom Chicka Wow Wow*

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