Portal turrets and personality cores know a thing or two about seeing in the dark, which is why you should light your way with these Turret and Wheatley LED flashlights.
The former features turret sound effects from Portal and Portal 2 while the latter has a keychain hook so you can take him with you on the go.
These LED Lego brick keychains shine a light on your nerdiness with the push of a button. Also comes in a flashing version with 4 LEDs that blink on and off.
Product Page: Flasher/Flashlight ($9)
Under most circumstances, hanging a flashlight from the ceiling would be about as ghetto as you could get with regard to interior lighting. However, these are made of porcelain so, all of a sudden, it’s avant garde.
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Hahaha…what? An ox head that verbally tells you the time and temperature but also functions as an alarm clock and 4-LED headlamp with winking eye controls? Amazingly enough, this wonder product actually exists—and it’s cheap as hell to boot.
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The next time you hear a bump in the night, grab your gigantic rat torch and investigate. If there is a burglar downstairs, you might just scare him off with this thing. Also available in grub and eyeball versions. As a bonus, there is the Fright Light Sound Fx torch that functions as a normal flashlight, but with 8 chilling sound effects. All are pictured after the break.
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