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What could be more dysfunctional than hiding liquor inside a Christmas ornament? If you happen to live with someone with a drinking problem, and your tree smells like booze, you can catch them in the act by covering the tree in bell ornaments. Every time a bell rings, someone is getting loaded.
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Heading to college with a bunch of notebooks is the norm. And I would have to say that having a notebook that contained a flask may be the norm as well. Not everyone will have as cool a combo as this one, but somewhere along the way notebooks and liquor will collide in everyone’s college career.
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A light bulb keychain is odd enough, but this goes above and beyond ordinary weirdness by doubling as a flask. Despite the subject, no bright ideas ever came from a combination of car keys and liquor.
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Pouring hooch into a Coke at your kid’s little league game was never more convenient (or more stylish) than it is with these disposable flasks. Use it a few times, then toss when you are ready for another color.
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Homer’s quotation on the flask has it just about right: alcohol is the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems. As you enjoy each shot, you can use a different shot glass—each of which has Homer with a different expression (although those expressions look more of the “causing problems” variety rather than the “solutions”).
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If you’re Popeye, then your trusty flask of “Liquid Courage” is your spinach, making women easier to talk to and standards a thing of the past. The only difference is that Popeye didn’t risk waking up the next morning with the clap.
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This lighter may do you absolutely no good giving that cute chick a light, but it will be perfect if she wants a little shot. And I emphasize little because this thing can’t hold more than an ounce or two. But it’s better than nothing.
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Most flasks are designed to be as inconspicuous as possible. The Nip/Tuck Flask is one of the few that you would want to show off. The one issue may be that when you reach into your pocket and feel that familiar shape, it may not be a drink that you are looking for anymore.
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You can play games and be nice to those you don’t have any respect for. On the other hand, if you want to just put out there exactly what you really think about someone, then the Slang Flask is the gift for you to give. They have three varieties that will describe how you feel: there is a douchebag, bitch and asshole version. That should pretty much cover what you need to express.
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I can’t think of a gift that would be more appreciated by a new husband than a way to have liquor handy at all times—that’s where this stylish Tuxedo Flask comes in. They both may think it was a nice keepsake when they open it at the wedding, but he will soon learn just how much he needs that liquor nearby.
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