You can play games and be nice to those you don’t have any respect for. On the other hand, if you want to just put out there exactly what you really think about someone, then the Slang Flask is the gift for you to give. They have three varieties that will describe how you feel: there is a douchebag, bitch and asshole version. That should pretty much cover what you need to express.
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I can’t think of a gift that would be more appreciated by a new husband than a way to have liquor handy at all times—that’s where this stylish Tuxedo Flask comes in. They both may think it was a nice keepsake when they open it at the wedding, but he will soon learn just how much he needs that liquor nearby.
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A cowboy would have to love this horseshoe shaped flask. It’s petite size may make it a little feminine but I don’t think those tough westerners will be able to pass up anything that has a cowboy hat as a lid. Two ounces of liquor out on the range is better than no liquor at all.
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The Deck Of Cards Flask will hide your gambling habit by making people think you have a drinking problem. I would think that playing a game of poker was a lot less destructive than the homeless wino, but I could be wrong. I guess there is always the possibility that the gambler may become a homeless wino if his luck turns bad.
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You may not be putting any ethanol in your flask, but it will still be a grain based product. Load it up with some Bacardi 151 and you will at least be carrying something that will ignite. But chiefly the flask is meant as a nod to your boundless energy after having imbibed a pint or so of liquor. That burst of energy will come just a short while before the crashing and burning, so this fuel source is really only for short periods of exertion. And just like burning fuels is harmful to the future, this product is harmful to your head the next morning.
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