flood

With earthquakes looming large in the headlines these days, I find myself wondering why people continue to live in areas prone to natural disasters. Obviously, moving is easier said than done, but if I lived on a coaster under a giant glass filled with liquid and the condensation constantly flooded the rivers and streets, I would get the hell out of Dodge.

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Global Warming Light

Come bask in the glow of this global warming light and get a head start on world geography as it will appear after cow farts and man’s burning of fossil fuels turn the world’s glaciers into 200 extra feet of ocean water. But don’t get too confident, because if it all turns out to be a gigantic crock of shit you may find yourself  standing in front of your teacher blaming Al Gore for your inability to recognize any coastal states.

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