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tulip-corkscrew

Flowers are useful things to have around, to get you out of the doghouse with the wife/girlfriend if nothing else. But beyond looking and smelling pretty, those are pretty useless. With its ability to open a bottle of wine, the Tulip Corkscrew is immensely useful. Plus, with its included flower pot you can leave it out like any other decorative plant you may have. The four leaves of this corkscrew make it useful for both righties and lefties.

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bud-vase

How much more romantic is a chalkboard when it’s been fitted with a glass tube and an inflated price tag? Find out with this bud vase from designer Ricardo Saint-Clair. Surely the addition of a flower will turn your spouse’s cute little messages like “clean up your sh*t” or “buy tampons” into love sonnets worthy of Shakespeare.

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