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toilet-sound-blocker

There is nothing fun about public toilets, but the embarrassment of every sound you make in there being heard by all the others currently using the same restroom is an uncomfortable situation at best. The Eco-Otome Toilet Sound Blocker saves you that discomfort by giving you up to 25 seconds of toilet flushing sounds to cover any noise you may be emitting. It isn’t the only product on the market with this functionality, but it’s a little more practical and discreet than one shaped like a rose that seems to applaud your bowel movements.

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toilet-clock

Using this toilet seat clock in the bathroom would be the natural choice, but it is possible it would fit in with the decor of other rooms in your house. Wherever you do hang it, every hour will be announced with a flush and probably scare the hell out of anyone using the toilet at that point.

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