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Thanks to high school proms and sitcom dream sequences, fog machines have lost much of their terror-inducing effectiveness. However, you can still nip that f’er in the bud by adding some “Creepy Crypt” or “Moldy Morgue” scents which will apparently restore the Halloween vibe by making your fog smell like a corpse. It should be an improvement over the smell of rotting food and sweat that currently permeates your digs.
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A little fog machine? Ha! Why don’t you be a man for once and step up to this 6 barreled smoke turret? This 5 foot tall, 7 foot long monster features a 180-degree movable tripod, the ability to shoot smoke up to 15 feet and it has strobe lights concealed in the gun sight. Obviously, the Smoke Turret is meant for mega-parties, but if you have the means this thing would be cool just to terrorize your neighbors with. An image of the turret in action is available after the break.
