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There is a long-winded and artsy story behind the Banana Bros on the product page, but when you get right down to it we are talking about to cute salt and pepper-filled monkeys riding in a banana kayak. Makes total sense doesn’t it?
Product Page ($36)
I think I have figured it out. Aliens are not interested in (or not capable of) taking over the Earth. Instead, they have decided to enter the food service industry, climb the ladder to success, then kick back and enjoy their piece of the good life. Don’t believe me? Consider the following:
Sure, the fork provides much needed back support, but it’s the spoon that delivers up a heapin’ helpin’ of your fat ass. Seriously, if you have a chair like this you had better own a restaurant. Otherwise it may be time to put down the fork and admit you have an unhealthy obsession with food.
Product Page ($899)
“What are you drinking? Japanese soda?”
“Yes…yes I am. I have it imported.”
“Weird, can I try it?”
“No, actually….”
“Jesus dude, this stuff tastes like steam…and the can has a cord. I just don’t get Japanese food.”
Powered by USB, this bizarre can-shaped humidifier will secretly keep you moist at home or at the office.
Product Page ($25)
Mmmm…wow. This burger has an interesting flavor. Can’t quite put my finger on it, but I know that I’ve tasted it before. Where was that? Oh yeah, it was at this seedy truck stop. I kept sending my burger back and yelling at the cook to get it right. He was pretty pissed, but he finally got it together. It tasted a lot like this. Not sure what he did to it though.
Product Page ($10)
You have already enslaved Darth Vader on your desktop, now its time to put R2-D2 to work keeping your beer cold. Just plug his decapitated robot body into a free USB port and pop a cold one down his throat. He will keep that brew frosty while you surf the internet for more Star Wars themed nonsense.
Product Page ($35—pre-order for an 8/08/08 release)
Wanna know how to blow the mind of an tea drinker that lives in a stuffy world filled with porcelain and doilies? The “Plastic” T.Pot can do the job with a design that looks like an inflatable teapot. It is actually made from ceramic, but those stuck up old bats will never know the difference.
Product Page (£35 or $69)
Summertime means picnics and barbecues . Unfortunately, it also means an abundance of creepy, crawling bugs. Protect your picnic from these flying freeloaders with this full-table food tent. Plus, when not in use, it folds away for easy storage.
Product Page ($5.98)
You would think that a desk-sized water cooler shaped like cute little animals would be marketed for children, but according to the product page it “will start a riot of jealousy amongst your cubicle buddies.” It may not earn you any respect at work, but it takes balls to sip water that you just dispensed out of a tiny plastic pig. Fortunately, it also comes in a standard version.
