Wiener Wrapping With Sausage Print Packing Tape
Damn—An 82 foot sausage. I haven’t seen a wiener that big since…
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Twin Toilet Salt and Pepper Shakers: Mmmm…Toilet Seasoning
Mmmm…wow. This burger has an interesting flavor. Can’t quite put my finger on it, but I know that I’ve tasted it before. Where was that? Oh yeah, it was at this seedy truck stop. I kept sending my burger back and yelling at the cook to get it right. He was pretty pissed, but he [...]
Star Wars USB Desktop Fridge: R2-D2 Loses His Head to Keep Your Beer Cold
You have already enslaved Darth Vader on your desktop, now its time to put R2-D2 to work keeping your beer cold. Just plug his decapitated robot body into a free USB port and pop a cold one down his throat. He will keep that brew frosty while you surf the internet for more Star Wars [...]
The Plastic T. Pot Will Stupefy Stuffy Tea Drinkers
Wanna know how to blow the mind of an tea drinker that lives in a stuffy world filled with porcelain and doilies? The “Plastic” T.Pot can do the job with a design that looks like an inflatable teapot. It is actually made from ceramic, but those stuck up old bats will never know the difference.
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Picnic Table Food Tent Keeps the Bugs at Bay
Summertime means picnics and barbecues . Unfortunately, it also means an abundance of creepy, crawling bugs. Protect your picnic from these flying freeloaders with this full-table food tent. Plus, when not in use, it folds away for easy storage.
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Animal Desktop Water Coolers: Respect is For The Weak
You would think that a desk-sized water cooler shaped like cute little animals would be marketed for children, but according to the product page it “will start a riot of jealousy amongst your cubicle buddies.” It may not earn you any respect at work, but it takes balls to sip water that you just dispensed [...]
L’il Suckers Keep Your Beer Secure While You Drive
Whether your drinkin’ on the road or on the water, the L’il Sucker will keep your beverage secure (and cold) thanks to a suction cup base that will stick just about anywhere. Naturally, these are intended for non-alcoholic beverages when used in a vehicle, but there is probably more than one drunk out there that [...]
Duff Beer and Flaming Moe Energy Drinks
Duffman: Duff energy drink! It’s the mug that won’t get you drunk when you chug! Duffman is confused. Oooh yeah?
Flaming Moe pictured after the break…
Mean Lunch Box: This Girl is a Bitch!
I don’t know what the hell is up with this girl but she seems to spend all her time kicking nuts and biting cats. It will really send a message to the guys in the lunchroom—I can tell you that much. Additional image after the break.
Drunk Aliens Like it Spicy
Aliens do exist—and their interest in this little planet we call Earth is not confined to probing midwesterners who make the mistake of driving down lonely roads in pickup trucks. The truth is that they come here for the booze and the spicy food.
Product Page: Wine Holder ($46) Hot Sauce Holder ($25)
