Duff Beer and Flaming Moe Energy Drinks
Duffman: Duff energy drink! It’s the mug that won’t get you drunk when you chug! Duffman is confused. Oooh yeah?
Flaming Moe pictured after the break…
Mean Lunch Box: This Girl is a Bitch!
I don’t know what the hell is up with this girl but she seems to spend all her time kicking nuts and biting cats. It will really send a message to the guys in the lunchroom—I can tell you that much. Additional image after the break.
Drunk Aliens Like it Spicy
Aliens do exist—and their interest in this little planet we call Earth is not confined to probing midwesterners who make the mistake of driving down lonely roads in pickup trucks. The truth is that they come here for the booze and the spicy food.
Product Page: Wine Holder ($46) Hot Sauce Holder ($25)
Horror-Scope Coffee Mugs: Start the Day Off Right
Scorpio: “You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted . You shall achieve the pinnacle of success by stabbing everyone you meet in the back. You will do anything for money. Most scorpios are murdered.”
Grim.
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Purrfect Cat Opener Helps You Enjoy Your Drugs and Soups
The Purrfect Cat Opener is described as a “pill splitter, medicine bottle opener, foil piercer, tab puller, soda can opener all in one.” It’s easy to grip, inexpensive, and it will help you get at those sweet little “medicinal” miracles lickety-split.
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Gummy Haggis: NowThat’s Good Eatin’
Thanks (or no thanks) to the Scots, you can enjoy Haggis–a traditional dish consisting of sheep entrails and spices boiled inside a sheep’s stomach. As delicious as that sounds, this Gummy Haggis takes a more conservative butterscotch route in the flavor department. I must admit that an actual haggis flavored treat would be far [...]
Double D Mug: Nice Cup(s)!
Mornings will be a lot more invigorating when you are sipping coffee out of this Double D Mug. They say it’s dishwasher safe, but my guess is that it won’t be long before you have a tit or two rattling around in the bottom of your machine. Comes in a variety of styles and colors.
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Lumbar Vertebra Mug: Coffee Bone Marrow Deliciousness
Yes, the structure of a Lumbar Vertebra does sort of lend itself to coffee cup design. But you have to wonder what kind of freak thought it would be a good idea.
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