
When you think of men cooking, you think of grilling. And for those who cannot afford to grill some fine steaks, a hamburger is always a reasonable replacement. Having this awesome coaster set to celebrate that is perfect accompaniment. The one downside is that every time you pick up your drink you will be reminded that good food is just a few minutes away. That may not be the best thing for your waistline.
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I was trying to figure out exactly what was so useful about these Windup Noodle Bowls. But really, tha tis too high a standard to set for what products Nerd Approved chooses to show you.
So what you end up with is a noodle bowl that will spin around after being wound up. You have an assortment of shrimp tempura, pork, beef and eel. Because, of course, playing with a stupid product is only fun if you have a choice of food you actually like. I wonder how many people’s first choice is the eel?
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There is not a great need to make a great looking breakfast when the serving platter has a great looking 3D breakfast built into it. So even if your cooking skills leave something to be desired you can still put out a good looking spread. As long as you can keep the drunks from trying to scrape off the fake food you should have a nice novelty platter for years to come.
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French fries are one of the best foods there is, now you can make the eating experience just a bit cleaner with this Porcelain French Fry Pouch. Whether it is better than a cardboard wrapper because it doesn’t burn your hands or the fact that it keeps the grease away would be a personal choice. I just think it would be great to see your guests faces the first time you serve them this pouch.
Along the same lines, there is also a Porcelain hot Dog Wrapper. Picture after the break.
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If you need to carry sauces into work for your lunch like many Japanese do, then there is no better way than to use the Lunch Monkey. Cute little carrying case, and the banana is not merely ornamental. That is the spoon for use with whatever sauce you choose. You can’t go wrong with a monkey.
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Kids (and many adults) will undoubtedly get a kick out of this Gear Head Place Setting complete with 6″ rubberized tread tire bowl, forged stainless steel knife, fork, and spoon with tool handles, and an insulated chrome-plated black plastic piston shaped mug. The tire bowl also includes a chrome hubcap that snap locks on the bowl to seal in sugary freshness, and the utensils come in their very own plastic tool case. The items can be purchased individually or in a set.
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A few words of advice to the guys out there…first off, sucking on pussy lollipops probably won’t turn your woman on. Second (and most importantly) these are not to be given out to trick or treaters on Halloween. On the plus side, you could learn a thing or two from them. Hiyo!
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As if regular lava lamps were not bad enough, the orange juice, milk and ketchup versions take tackiness to a whole new level. If you don’t mind treading on a little uncharted interior design territory, you can grab one of these 16″ tall lamps to pimp out your pad.
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Just because you have to bring your lunch to work doesn’t mean you can’t have a little fun with it. This Hamburger Shaped Lunch Box will not only give you a conspicuous means of bringing it, the meat and lettuce can double as plates and the bottom bun can be a bowl. There is no better way to go to the cafeteria than to be be taking a Hamburger.
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If you find staring at a plate cleared of food a tad depressing, pick up one of these melamine plates and your problems are solved. Each plate is emblazoned with a super-realistic image of food so it looks as though it is always full. Sure, that doesn’t do much for your insatiable hunger —but you need to learn about the virtues of portion control anyway.
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