Big Boy BBQ Skewer: This Poor Bastard’s Wiener Gets Plump and Juicy When You Cook It
It looks as though the Roast My Weenie concept has gotten even more phallic with this Big Boy BBQ Skewer. Plus, you can take great pleasure in telling guests to stand back because you have a big hot weiner and you don’t want to poke anyone’s eyes out.
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Picnic Table Food Tent Keeps the Bugs at Bay
Summertime means picnics and barbecues . Unfortunately, it also means an abundance of creepy, crawling bugs. Protect your picnic from these flying freeloaders with this full-table food tent. Plus, when not in use, it folds away for easy storage.
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Einstein Energy Bar is Chocolaty Brain Food
Apparently, E = mc² actually referrers to energy equals milk chocolate squared.
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Batman Watch-Shaped Salt and Pepper Shaker: Eureka Moments in Product Design
I’ve got it! Let’s make a Batman salt-and pepper shaker. Yeah, I know—it’s been done before. But here is the twist…let’s shape it like a watch. Thank you, thank you. It is brilliant if I do say so myself. So how’s about a raise?
As bizarre as this thing is, the person behind the design could [...]
Shoot a Pickle Down a Hallway With the Pickle-Pult
Why throw your pickle down a hallway when you can shoot it? This pickle-pult will send screaming kosher dills hurtling through the air with a simple pull of the trigger. It’s fun, but it could lead to some awkward intimate moments with your promiscuous lady friend.
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The Offical Accent Rug of the Hamburglar
If the Hamburglar could afford to buy a rug, this cheeseburger-shaped version would certainly be the one he would choose. Unfortunately, stealing burgers from children does not generate much income, so the Hamburglar is forced to live on the street—freebasing condiments to get a quick fix. Tragic.
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Gas Grill Condiment Set: Be Prepared For National BBQ Month
For those of you who don’t already know, May is national BBQ month. And that can mean only one thing—beef and beer every day of the week. Be prepared with this Gas-Grill shaped BBQ condiment set. It holds your ketchup, mustard, salt and pepper as well as your relish thanks to a little ceramic tray [...]
Fun, Sun and a Matzah Beach Ball
Celebrate your love of traditional Jewish food by replacing a common, every day beach ball with this genuine Matzah version. It is the official beach ball of Passover.
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Squishy Cereal Pillows: What? No Cap’n Crunch?
Squishy pillows shaped like your favorite breakfast cereals are certainly amusing, but my favorite brand seems to be MIA. I can’t take sleep on Cheerios! Give me a nap on some Cap’n Crunch with crunch berries. And if cereal isn’t your thing for breakfast, check out these alternatives.
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Breakfast Pillows: Nap On a Spread of Pancakes, Eggs, Toast and Coffee
I dig these Breakfast Pillows—although something tells me I would have frequent nightmares involving Mrs. Butterworth.
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