Breakfast Pillows: Nap On a Spread of Pancakes, Eggs, Toast and Coffee
I dig these Breakfast Pillows—although something tells me I would have frequent nightmares involving Mrs. Butterworth.
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Gummy Mustaches: Magnum’s Stache Doesn’t Taste Like Sarsaparilla
Do you feel inadequate because your are incapable of giving an adequate mustache ride like Burt Reynolds or Magnum PI? Well these gummy mustaches have something neither of those dudes had—an old-timey sarsaparilla flavor. Wait, maybe they do have an old-timey flavor—especially Burt. His mustache probably tastes like Moxie or mothballs.
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Mini Lantern Salt and Pepper Shakers: Spices and Ambiance All-in-One
The latest and greatest in salt and pepper shaker technology is here thanks to these Mini Lantern Salt and Pepper Shakers. Each shaker features three ultra-bright white LED bulbs that can be illuminated at the push of a button. These aren’t tiny at 6 3/4—inches tall, so plan on getting 8AAs to keep the [...]
Unhappy Hour Gum Washes Away the Puke…and the Shame
Last night boy…whew! Things are fuzzy, but you seem to recall eating what you thought was a hot dog and then washing it down with about a gallon of moonshine. Either way, you woke up in the woods covered in puke. Forget about the Orbit and wash out that dirty mouth with this Unhappy Hour [...]
My Candy Assures Me That I’m Not a Douche
You know, I was kind of feeling like a big douche until my peppermint candy told me otherwise. Stay confident—and minty fresh.
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The Land of Milk, Honey, and Inflatable Toast
What do you do when you are craving toast, but toast is nowhere to be found? If you tote around this inflatable version, you can insure that toast will be available anytime, anywhere. Warning: not for eating or having sex with. Proper uses include: worship, squeezing, and as a makeshift pillow. Measures 6″ tall.
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Pop-a-Shot Candy Shooter: Bone Up on the Heimlich Maneuver
Pull back the plunger on this Pop-a-Shot Candy Shooter, then push the release button and a small, round candy of your choosing will shoot into the air and (hopefully) land safely in your mouth. Let’s just hope someone around you is familiar with the Heimlich maneuver.
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4-in-1 Hot Dog Maker Makes Getting Fat More Convenient
I can’t tell you how many times I wished for a device that could make hot dogs, popcorn, boil eggs, and function as a steamer all-in-one. Fortunately, the wait is over thanks to this 4-in-1 Hot Dog Maker. Plus, the hot dog bun warming spikes are a really nice touch.
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Food Made from Hemp is “Magically” Delicious
Despite lacking THC (the “active” ingredient in marijuana), a number of states have attempted to ban the sale of hemp-based foodstuffs over the years. Still, the industry has continued to thrive under the umbrella of words like “organic” and “health.” A surprising number of products are available for purchase, and each one is funnier [...]
Candy File Cabinet: Tempt Your Co-Workers With Tasty Treats
Screw up your co-worker’s diet with this charming little Candy File Cabinet that doubles as a bank. It may seem like a good idea until you find that same co-worker cowering in the stairwell hours later, covered in chocolate and sobbing like a little girl.
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