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4 AA batteries should net you around 2 hours of this nonsense.
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Last year Nintendo submitted a patent for a Wii football accessory, but they have been slow to bring it to market. In all likelihood, they came to the conclusion that it was a disaster waiting to happen. Not CTA Digital though. They appear to be on the verge of launching a football accessory of their own—smashed TVs and faces be dammed.
Because “football” is synonymous with “good eatin”, it was only a matter of time before the world would receive a pigskin made from salami. No doubt this will give birth to a whole new sport called “Salamiball”, which will be played mercilessly within a chain of full-contact delis.
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The Japanese-inspired Tokidoki brand has plastered their unique blend of urban, semi-violent cuteness onto a regulation FIFA soccer ball priced at $75 (on sale from $150). Needless to say, this particular soccer ball is probably best left behind when you head out to play. Additional images are available after the break.
No reason to tax your mind with trying to count when you are out playing a little hacky sack, let this bean bag do the counting for you. Playing with the goal of getting better may be one reason to keep yourself perfectly sober when out playing rather than your usual use of some form of intoxicant prior to a game.
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Ever wonder what the NFL would look like if it was run by a Studio 54, Solid Gold and Village People conglomerate? Well, you can get an idea when you put one of these NFL lawn statues in your yard. Although the QB will never part with the ball, he’ll still entertain you with his endless cycle of throwing motions that seem to say: “Go deep…deeper…deeper……..deeper”. Plus, with weather resistant mylar construction you can keep the action going all season long, or at least until your team starts to suck. 11 team colors are available and each figure stands 44″ x 28″.
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I’m not sure how the cows feel about this football, but something tells me they would say “Throw Mor Pig.” Little do they know, most good footballs are usually made out of leather anyway.
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These days, the elderly are not content with Bingo and rocking chairs. They are out there boxing, racing and playing soccer. This mini tabletop Foosball game will provide hours of granny-flippin’ fun.
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Imagine throwing around a spongy Nerf football filled with liquor. On a hot day at the beach you could simply crack it open when you want a sip of a cold, alcoholic drink. Basically, that is the experience that this new football cocktail shaker delivers. Just pour in your favorite concoction and toss it around with your buddies until it is well mixed.
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Whether you consider it football or soccer makes no difference when you are eating the piping hot popcorn fresh from the ball. The bottom of the popper doubles as the bowl making it not only fun but easier on the cleanup as well.
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