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In order to prove that silverware can do more than stab, scoop and cut food, the utensil trio of forks, spoons and knives are on a quest to expand their resume and legendary status by taking on other jobs around the kitchen. First up: wall hooks. Sounds like a long shot, but I’d still give this better odds than Paris Hilton or Ashlee Simpson becoming legitimate “singers”.
Product Page: ($10 each)
Birthday coming up? Light Bites offer a fork/candle holder combo which allows instant cake access without having to search for silverware, saving you those precious seconds between when the blowing ends and the eating begins (there’s my innuendo for the day). However, there’s still the obligatory waiting period while the candles burn and people sing and take pictures, which will no doubt result in you having to eat waxy cake with a hot, waxy utensil… Delish!
Product Page: (£8, or about $13.50)
After a full day of fishing and coming home empty, you’ll need some gadget to grill those hot dogs. This Fishing Rod Wiener Fork will give you the same feel as your typical fishing rod as you roast your dogs without the reel full of tangled line. The rod extends 14″ to 35″ to keep you far away from the fire.
Product Page ($8.69)
There is really no sense in buying a whole bunch of gadgets for your outdoor activities when one will do. With this one tool you get a spatula, fork, bottle opener, corkscrew, tongs (extendable), serrated cutting edge and a slot for a disposable lighter. If I get stranded on a deserted island this tool would be my one wish, assuming Brazilian supermodels are not available for choosing.
Product Page (£9.49, about $14)
Sure, the fork provides much needed back support, but it’s the spoon that delivers up a heapin’ helpin’ of your fat ass. Seriously, if you have a chair like this you had better own a restaurant. Otherwise it may be time to put down the fork and admit you have an unhealthy obsession with food.
Product Page ($899)
There is no better way to serve up your traditional Halloween salad than with this pair of skeleton hand serving forks. Beside giving you the lovely feeling of being almost cannibalistic, those skinny little fingers look like they do a fine job of picking up almost any kind of food. Their usefulness should get rid of some of the irrational fear you have of skeletons.
Product Page ($49.95)
