From That’s Nerdalicious!: When attending a Renaissance Faire, civilized patrons skip the mutton leg and foods on a stick for something that they can eat with these hand-forged feasting utensils.
And when I say “hand-forged”, I’m not joking. These iron utensils feature some serious old world craftsmanship. The fork, knife and spoon even include a leather holster with a belt loop and leg tie so that you don’t accidentally poke another hole in your monk’s robe.
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The “Fork and Cream Sauce” is a unique approach to cable management dreamt up by Luftdesign. Although no pricing details are available just yet, the fork will be available for sale with proceeds going to benefit children’s charities.
Hmm, most of my cables are black though. So I’m either wrapping up some bad cream or some good licorice. Haha…no I’m sorry. Licorice is disgusting too.
Give your iPhone a unique resting place by inserting it into the waiting hands of this silverware man made from bent forks and spoons. You can choose from the iFork or iSpoon as well as a wide variety of other silverware people who will pose for you or hold your phones and business cards. No doubt this concept came from a student of Uri Geller.
The food hogs at your dinner table will need to learn how to duel when you come to the table with these flintlock handled utensils. They will have to decide whether that extra piece of steak is worth a possible bullet wound.
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In order to prove that silverware can do more than stab, scoop and cut food, the utensil trio of forks, spoons and knives are on a quest to expand their resume and legendary status by taking on other jobs around the kitchen. First up: wall hooks. Sounds like a long shot, but I’d still give this better odds than Paris Hilton or Ashlee Simpson becoming legitimate “singers”.
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Birthday coming up? Light Bites offer a fork/candle holder combo which allows instant cake access without having to search for silverware, saving you those precious seconds between when the blowing ends and the eating begins (there’s my innuendo for the day). However, there’s still the obligatory waiting period while the candles burn and people sing and take pictures, which will no doubt result in you having to eat waxy cake with a hot, waxy utensil… Delish!
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After a full day of fishing and coming home empty, you’ll need some gadget to grill those hot dogs. This Fishing Rod Wiener Fork will give you the same feel as your typical fishing rod as you roast your dogs without the reel full of tangled line. The rod extends 14″ to 35″ to keep you far away from the fire.
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There is really no sense in buying a whole bunch of gadgets for your outdoor activities when one will do. With this one tool you get a spatula, fork, bottle opener, corkscrew, tongs (extendable), serrated cutting edge and a slot for a disposable lighter. If I get stranded on a deserted island this tool would be my one wish, assuming Brazilian supermodels are not available for choosing.
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Sure, the fork provides much needed back support, but it’s the spoon that delivers up a heapin’ helpin’ of your fat ass. Seriously, if you have a chair like this you had better own a restaurant. Otherwise it may be time to put down the fork and admit you have an unhealthy obsession with food.
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There is no better way to serve up your traditional Halloween salad than with this pair of skeleton hand serving forks. Beside giving you the lovely feeling of being almost cannibalistic, those skinny little fingers look like they do a fine job of picking up almost any kind of food. Their usefulness should get rid of some of the irrational fear you have of skeletons.
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