My suggestion is to only ask the mystic seer bobblehead “yes” questions. Apparently, all your dreams will come true.
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Each set of these reusable chopsticks contains a fortune—a fortune that you can write yourself. Think of the power! Psych out your guests with fortunes like: “You will be buried in a shallow grave. Lucky numbers: 666.”
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That’s right, a new product is on the market to help you win the Lotto; and this one is a one-eyed blue cat that comes with it’s own body bag. I don’t know about you, but that dream of sports cars and a mansion on the beach staffed by nude supermodels has never felt more feasible.
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If you thought cleaning your ears was a load of fun, these Fortune Telling Ear Cleaners will be twice the laughs. You will need to learn Japanese in order to read the fortunes on the swabs, but that is probably easier than getting you to clean your ears in the first place.
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