After giving you guys a sneak peek at their upcoming line of MusicSkins, the guys at Adult Swim brought something truly absurd to my attention. They are actually trying to sell a $40,000 replica of the fountain that graces the Dethklok estate on the animated show Metalocalypse. Serious inquiries only of course.
The problem is that if you asked the entire Adult Swim audience to pool the money in their wallets right now and buy it as a group, they still might come up short of the $40K price tag (and most of it would be in pennies). On the other hand, there might be an actual rock star or two among the Metalocalypse faithful that has the means and the bad taste to actually consider it. But what if one of those rock stars was in Nickelback? Should he even be allowed to purchase something owned by the greatest metal band of all-time?
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We’ve all been taught that to kill a zombie, you need to chop it’s head off. However, this disembodied zombie head lives on by consuming it’s own eyeball juices. While blood trickles from the right eye, the left eye spins for added creepy effect.
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These gift boxes will give you the best of both worlds. You get to see the look of total bewilderment as the recipient unwraps what appears to be a very odd gift. I mean, not everyone gets a Bacon Tuxedo on their birthday. They may be pleasantly surprised when they open the box and find a real gift. Or maybe they will be disappointed. Everyone loves bacon. Also available in a Gravy Fountain box, shown after the break.
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It is tough to decide which is the more impressive feat that this tabletop fountain shows off. The coffee pot that is being supported by nothing or the fact that the never ending stream of coffee being poured into the cup never fills it. The fact that you have to hit the bathroom every ten minutes because of the sound of the gurgling water is just a nice side benefit.
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Nothing gives a warmer greeting to your entering guests than a possessed girl regurgitating into a skull. The effect can be greatly enhanced by adding a little food coloring to give it a much grosser effect. If this is the type of welcome you choose to give your guests, and which they likely deserve, then the grosser you can make this fountain the better.
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