Actually, doobie candles make a lot of sense. The fact that there is a whole cake there will take care of any munchies problems that come up. Cake and doobies—what a great combination.
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fred spring 2009
The Pizza Pro 3000 makes quick work of any crust, cheese, toppings and fingers that get in its way. It’s not actually a real working saw, but it is definitely masculine. Seriously, I would have to wear flannel and grow a beard just for pizza night. I have my fingers crossed for a chainsaw version from Fred next year. An additional image is available after the break.
The “Evidence” kitchen knife is another one of our favorites from Fred’s Spring 2009 Catalog—and it’s easy to see why. A perfectly functional 8″ knife that is permanently emblazoned with gore. It’s even boxed with an evidence tag to complete the effect. It really throws out that “yeah, I just stabbed my husband and now I’m using the bloody knife to chop up a man salad” vibe doesn’t it? An additional image is available after the break.
With the “Smile!” dinner plate, you’ll have the advantage of a built in mirror at the bottom of your plate to check your teeth for naughty food bits that hung on through the storm. And since the mirror is at the bottom, that means the mound of food in your teeth will only go unnoticed through all of the meal and most of the important conversation. In that case, you may want to call up the old standby that got you through so many vegetable dinners when you were a kid… pushing your food around the plate.
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Aside from being a utilitarian eyesore, mousetraps gained international stardom as the best way to bait and kill rodents. However, they’re a one trick pony. So in a new effort to move from behind your toilet to a place of prominence on your kitchen counter, the duo of mousetraps and cheese have once again combined their forces with the “Oh Snap!” cheeseboard. With a stainless steel cheese slicer and cutting board base, the image of mousetraps can now be associated with breaking cheese, not necks.
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Any product for better beer drinking is certainly applauded here at Nerd Approved. The Hopside Down glass gives you the look of drinking from a bottle with the ease of using a glass.
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Every child and most adults will eat just about anything you put in front of them if they can eat it with the Souper! Spoon. Sticky oatmeal and frozen ice cream are no match for this superhero. Its posable limbs will let you position him for the best attack or let him sit up when not in use. A picture of the spoon in action is available after the break.
