When your sink needs to be filled up with water, just cover the drain with this manhole-inspired cover. If the cover design is good enough for a commercial sewer, it is good enough for your sink. And if you line up the holes in the cover, it works as a strainer. The only thing your department of works employees get out of working with their manhole covers that you will not is a city pension.
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This two-tired glass is marked “half empty” and “half full” a the top. Guess which side you need to drink your tiny cup-full of beer? Think of it as an optimist training device.
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If you can steer your gaze away from the Jay Leno tribute on top and the Moai murder investigation below, you’ll discover that Fred has released a silicone ice tray that will produce cube à la Easter Island to give your beverages a touch of South Pacific mystery, and of course, subject you to an endless barrage of “Dumb dumb, you give me gum gum” quotes.
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If ever you wanted a product that says “Don’t F with me”, but still has the potential for benign hilarity, then you want some “Murder Ink” sticky notes. Sure, you may be using a bloodstained pen that you pulled out of a stack of impaled, sticky paper people, but that can turn to instant funny when you use them for reminders like: “adopt a puppy” or “pick up tickets to the ballet”. However, this could backfire and make you even more creepy. It’s really a tossup.
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This toothy table saw will make quick work of your cake, blaze through your bread and eviscerate your vegetables. The perfect addition to any kitchen toolbelt.
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Fred’s upcoming REW cassette tape cord wrangler spools your dangling cords and wires—keeping them from tangling in your jean jacket and/or perm.
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Ever since we first laid eyes on the circular saw pizza slicer by Fred&Friends, we were anxiously awaiting the day that we could cut a swath through cheese and crust and emerge a more masculine man. Unfortunately, Fred has run into a little snag—the original title “Pizza Pro 3000″ has already been claimed. So, we need your help to come up with a new title—a better title to get the production line rolling.
Submit your title idea to contests@nerdapproved.com with “Fred’s Contest” in the subject line. If your idea is chosen, you will win a treasure trove of goodies from the Fred&Friends lineup. Time is of the essence though—the last day to enter is Friday, February 13th.
This is definitely one of the most amusing products I have seen from Fred in recent memory. A fly swatter shaped like a delete button and the “there is no ESC for flies” tagline is hilarious.
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The To-Do Tattoo comes complete with 12 temporary to-do form tattoos and a skin-safe washable pen. Place it over your crotch to give your lover some handy dandy crib notes.
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Let me just say that it would be a damn shame if you were to get blown away by a cop whilst reaching for a hand warmer shaped like a gun.
A quick snap will provide 20 minutes of warmth —plus you can submerge it in a pot of boiling water for a quick “recharge” so you can use it again and again. Also available in a “Hot Pants” version.
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