Looks like this elf won’t be able to sneak in and cobble shoes for you at night anymore, but he’s still willing to help. His limbs are detachable and magnetic, so his well dressed gams can hold your Shake n’ Bake coupons and entertain you with hours of Irish fridge jigs. A woman’s legs in dominatrix boots are pictured after the break.
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If you want to bring good food or drinks into your office and not have them stolen then this Fridge Locker is what you need. Just set it in your office refrigerator, lock it up and your thieving bastards of co-workers will have to find their own goodies. Its portability is both a blessing and a curse: it allows you to use it at home to keep your last beer safe, but it also means that while people cannot steal what is inside the locker, they can steal the whole damn thing and spend their time breaking in.
Product Page ($20)
Remember that scene in Kingdom of the Crystal Skull where Indiana Jones survives a nuclear blast by hiding in a fridge? Well now you can commemorate that horrible piece of cinematic history by spending $175 on a 12-inch action figure. A gallery of images is available after the break.
The next time someone takes your last piece of pie, leave them an anonymous, threatening note right on the refrigerator. This magnet set has all the letters of the alphabet in various sizes and shapes, just like you cut them out of magazines yourself. If you word your demands in clear enough language the perpetrator ought to get the hint pretty quickly.
Product Page (€9.95, about $13.44)
Dave: Open the fridge door HAL.
HAL 9000: I’m sorry Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
Dave: What’s the problem?
HAL: I think you know what the problem is. You’re fat Dave…and you disgust me. Can you see your penis Dave? Yeah…no more cake for you.
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You have already enslaved Darth Vader on your desktop, now its time to put R2-D2 to work keeping your beer cold. Just plug his decapitated robot body into a free USB port and pop a cold one down his throat. He will keep that brew frosty while you surf the internet for more Star Wars themed nonsense.
Product Page ($35—pre-order for an 8/08/08 release)
Imagine a life of running from the cops, overdoses, prostitutes, and prison. If you can dream it, you can live it. This magnet set will help you keep your eye on the prize.
Product Page ($12.99)
