HAL 9000 Magnet: “I’m Sorry Dave. I’m Afraid I Can’t Let You Eat That”
Dave: Open the fridge door HAL.
HAL 9000: I’m sorry Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
Dave: What’s the problem?
HAL: I think you know what the problem is. You’re fat Dave…and you disgust me. Can you see your penis Dave? Yeah…no more cake for you.
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Star Wars USB Desktop Fridge: R2-D2 Loses His Head to Keep Your Beer Cold
You have already enslaved Darth Vader on your desktop, now its time to put R2-D2 to work keeping your beer cold. Just plug his decapitated robot body into a free USB port and pop a cold one down his throat. He will keep that brew frosty while you surf the internet for more Star Wars [...]
Drug Dealer Magnet Set for Aspiring Entrepreneurs
Imagine a life of running from the cops, overdoses, prostitutes, and prison. If you can dream it, you can live it. This magnet set will help you keep your eye on the prize.
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