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You have already enslaved Darth Vader on your desktop, now its time to put R2-D2 to work keeping your beer cold. Just plug his decapitated robot body into a free USB port and pop a cold one down his throat. He will keep that brew frosty while you surf the internet for more Star Wars themed nonsense.

Product Page ($35—pre-order for an 8/08/08 release)

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Imagine a life of running from the cops, overdoses, prostitutes, and prison. If you can dream it, you can live it. This magnet set will help you keep your eye on the prize.

Product Page ($12.99)